| Round: 1 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pick | Team | Player | POS | NFL |
| 1 | Coney Island Whitefish | Adrian Peterson | RB | MIN |
| 2 | Smoking Guns | Maurice Jones-Drew | RB | JAC |
| 3 | Caribbean Pirates | Matt Forte | RB | CHI |
| 4 | Dwarf Fluffer | LaDainian Tomlinson | RB | SD |
| 5 | Murderers Row | Steven Jackson | RB | STL |
| 6 | Corporate Zombies | Andre Johnson | WR | HOU |
| 7 | Lynch Valley Assassins | Larry Fitzgerald | WR | ARI |
| 8 | South Park Cows | Chris Johnson | RB | TEN |
| 9 | Fresno Bandits | Michael Turner | RB | ATL |
| 10 | East Cobb Demons | DeAngelo Williams | RB | CAR |
| 11 | College Park Headhunters | Frank Gore | RB | SF |
| 12 | Tuscaloosa Tallywhackers | Steve Slaton | RB | HOU |