| Round: 1 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pick | Team | Player | POS | NFL |
| 1 | Lynch Valley Assassins | LaDainian Tomlinson | RB | SD |
| 2 | College Park Headhunters | Adrian Peterson | RB | MIN |
| 3 | Fresno Bandits | Brian Westbrook | RB | PHI |
| 4 | Murderers Row | Steven Jackson | RB | STL |
| 5 | Tuscaloosa Tallywhackers | Frank Gore | RB | SF |
| 6 | Caribbean Pirates | Joseph Addai | RB | IND |
| 7 | Corporate Zombies | Marion Barber | RB | DAL |
| 8 | South Park Cows | Clinton Portis | RB | WAS |
| 9 | Delectable Udders | Larry Johnson | RB | KC |
| 10 | Smoking Guns | Randy Moss | WR | NE |
| 11 | East Cobb Demons | Marshawn Lynch | RB | BUF |
| 12 | Coney Island Whitefish | Maurice Jones-Drew | RB | JAC |