| Round: 1 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pick | Team | Player | POS | NFL |
| 1 | Murderers Row | Chris Johnson | RB | TEN |
| 2 | Smoking Guns | Adrian Peterson | RB | MIN |
| 3 | Coney Island Whitefish | Maurice Jones-Drew | RB | JAC |
| 4 | Fresno Bandits | Ray Rice | RB | BAL |
| 5 | South Park Cows | Andre Johnson | WR | HOU |
| 6 | Dwarf Fluffer | Frank Gore | RB | SF |
| 7 | Corporate Zombies | Steven Jackson | RB | STL |
| 8 | College Park Headhunters | Michael Turner | RB | ATL |
| 9 | Lynch Valley Assassins | Randy Moss | WR | NE |
| 10 | Tuscaloosa Tallywhackers | James Davis | RB | CLE |
| 11 | Caribbean Pirates | Reggie Wayne | WR | IND |
| 12 | East Cobb Demons | Rashard Mendenhall | RB | PIT |