| Round: 3 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pick | Team | Player | POS | NFL |
| 1 | Murderers Row | Tom Brady | QB | NE |
| 2 | Smoking Guns | Ryan Mathews | RB | SD |
| 3 | Coney Island Whitefish | Marques Colston | WR | NO |
| 4 | Fresno Bandits | Peyton Manning | QB | IND |
| 5 | South Park Cows | Jamaal Charles | RB | KC |
| 6 | Dwarf Fluffer | Greg Jennings | WR | GB |
| 7 | Corporate Zombies | DeSean Jackson | WR | PHI |
| 8 | College Park Headhunters | Steve Smith | WR | NYG |
| 9 | Lynch Valley Assassins | Matt Forte | RB | CHI |
| 10 | Tuscaloosa Tallywhackers | LeSean McCoy | RB | PHI |
| 11 | Caribbean Pirates | Hines Ward | WR | PIT |
| 12 | East Cobb Demons | Pierre Thomas | RB | NO |