| Round: 5 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pick | Team | Player | POS | NFL |
| 1 | Murderers Row | Donald Driver | WR | GB |
| 2 | Smoking Guns | Hakeem Nicks | WR | NYG |
| 3 | Coney Island Whitefish | Ahmad Bradshaw | RB | NYG |
| 4 | Fresno Bandits | Knowshon Moreno | RB | DEN |
| 5 | South Park Cows | Jahvid Best | RB | DET |
| 6 | Dwarf Fluffer | Jerome Harrison | RB | CLE |
| 7 | Corporate Zombies | Beanie Wells | RB | ARI |
| 8 | College Park Headhunters | Joseph Addai | RB | IND |
| 9 | Lynch Valley Assassins | Mike Sims-Walker | WR | JAC |
| 10 | Tuscaloosa Tallywhackers | C.J. Spiller | RB | BUF |
| 11 | Caribbean Pirates | Jay Cutler | QB | CHI |
| 12 | East Cobb Demons | Dwayne Bowe | WR | KC |