| Round: 9 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pick | Team | Player | POS | NFL |
| 1 | Murderers Row | Dez Bryant | WR | DAL |
| 2 | Smoking Guns | Ben Roethlisberger | QB | PIT |
| 3 | Coney Island Whitefish | Brandon Jacobs | RB | NYG |
| 4 | Fresno Bandits | Derrick Mason | WR | BAL |
| 5 | South Park Cows | Ricky Williams | RB | MIA |
| 6 | Dwarf Fluffer | Clinton Portis | RB | WAS |
| 7 | Corporate Zombies | Kellen Winslow | TE | TB |
| 8 | College Park Headhunters | Visanthe Shiancoe | TE | MIN |
| 9 | Lynch Valley Assassins | Jacoby Jones | WR | HOU |
| 10 | Tuscaloosa Tallywhackers | N.Y. Jets Defense | DEF | NYJ |
| 11 | Caribbean Pirates | Darren McFadden | RB | OAK |
| 12 | East Cobb Demons | Steve Breaston | WR | ARI |