| Round: 8 | ||||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Pick | Team | Player | POS | NFL |
| 2 | Caribbean Pirates | Marion Barber | RB | DAL |
| 3 | Tuscaloosa Tallywhackers | Jabar Gaffney | WR | DEN |
| 4 | Lynch Valley Assassins | Tim Hightower | RB | ARI |
| 5 | College Park Headhunters | Robert Meachem | WR | NO |
| 6 | Corporate Zombies | Kevin Kolb | QB | PHI |
| 7 | Dwarf Fluffer | Thomas Jones | RB | KC |
| 8 | South Park Cows | Eli Manning | QB | NYG |
| 9 | Fresno Bandits | Owen Daniels | TE | HOU |
| 10 | Coney Island Whitefish | Matt Ryan | QB | ATL |
| 11 | Smoking Guns | Donovan McNabb | QB | WAS |
| 12 | Murderers Row | New Orleans Defense | DEF | NO |
| 1 | Murderers Row | Dez Bryant | WR | DAL |